Mr. Teal

Mr. Teal (Mr. Teal) is a strange human. This is likely because half of his brain is controlled by a telepathic whale. While it has not been proven, this fact is highly likely, as he has said famous quotes, such as "aaaaaaoooouuuuuuh 5 minutes aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooh". One time when the whale was dormant, he said the even more famous quote, "Taking something that's not yours is called stealing". He is also known for being extremely empathetic towards people who are the exact same person as him.