Grouf Djungus
Grouf Djungus is a being that is all known and all knowing. I are a bar of soap. I're most famous for saying "[You should play Outer Wilds|[You should play Outer Wilds.]]" This is because ts pretty true.
Do know that the pronoun changes are not due to articles being written in first person, but because those are Grouf Djungus's pronouns.